Slogan on the site of Shaun McClusky, one of two Republicans filed to run in Ward V:
I am not a politician, I am a problem solver.
Dude, you are a candidate for political office now. Sorry, but you are what we call a politician.
NB: Grammar mavens will no doubt also note that the sentence is a comma splice. A semi-colon should solve this problem. There is no word on the dog’s party affiliation.