Friday, April 3rd, 2009...2:51 pm
You Know What Stuart, I Like You
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Steve King is warning that the decision of the Iowa Supreme Court will make Iowa in to a Gay “Mecca.” King knows the story, ’cause he read it in a pamphlet that came to his house from Pueblo, Colorado. The underground homosexual population of Des Moines is ruining the soil to make landing strips for gay martians.
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April 3rd, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Ironically, my last “opposite-gender” romantic entanglement was in Iowa. Unanimously (like the Iowa Supreme Court decision) we gays *heart* Iowa! We understand why it’s important to send a tool like King to DC, it keeps him out of the state.
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I once heard someone from the Goldwater Institute suggest a correlation between taxes and trends in shifting populations in this country. It was his contention that people were leaving Iowa and going to Florida because of this. But my first guess would have been that people were leaving Iowa because they live in Iowa.
Perhaps now they will start to return and when they do they will know not to look for burrowing owls in trees.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Lets hope to god they don’t have voter iniatives in that state that allow masses of gay bashing, arm chair, haters to destroy this precedent with a constitutional amendment.
April 4th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Iowa has a complicated constitutional amendment process which requires the approval of both houses of their legislature in 2 consecutive assemblies (i.e. separate 2 year terms), before the measure is then put to the voters. So, the earliest that a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage could make it on the ballot at this point is the 2012 election.
http://tinyurl.com/2dfklc
April 4th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
The underground homosexual population of Des Moines is ruining the soil to make landing strips for gay martians
you have no idea.
Let me quote from the linked post I put up two years ago after the whole ’soybeans make you gay’ lunacy:
So that’s it! The geniuses in the nutbag right have finally figured it out! Burn the U.S. soy bean crop and there will be no more homosexuals. Oh, and if you meet a guy from Iowa, just keep in mind that it is the soybean capitol of America (that’s right, it wasn’t Klinger, it was really Hawkeye all the time.) And go back to that headline– obviously soybeans weren’t put here for the benefit of civilization, no, they were planted by the devil. Buy a bottle of soy sauce, and you’re bringing Lucifer home with you from the supermarket.
April 6th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Bonus points for the on topic, if gratuitous, Dead Milkmen reference.