Comments on: The Comedy Stylings of Shecky McCain http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/ "We beg no longer; we entreat no more; we petition no more. We defy them!" - William Jennings Bryan Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:16:42 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Ainuke http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/comment-page-1/#comment-11739 Ainuke Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:01:25 +0000 http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/#comment-11739 Interesting... In the article referenced, McCain's comment is that he "doesn't recall" telling that joke. Was he thinking of a worse one that he had thought to lead off the speech with, and got confused as to which one he told? I don't know about you, but I often don't recall getting up in front of a group of people and telling a gorilla rape joke. Note to John (or surrogates thereof): If the media approaches you and asks if you have told an ape rape joke (that you haven't told), the proper response should go something like this: "That is the most offensive thing I have ever heard. I in no way ever said anything like that. That is a total and complete fabrication, and I demand a retraction and apology from whomever started such a rumor." Try to look sincere when you say it, possibly with emphatic pounding of your fist on a podium or other furniture close to hand (think Clinton with the "I did not have sex with that woman" visual). "I don't recall" doesn't even rise to the level of plausible deniability. Too bad it was before on-phone video. Interesting…
In the article referenced, McCain’s comment is that he “doesn’t recall” telling that joke. Was he thinking of a worse one that he had thought to lead off the speech with, and got confused as to which one he told?
I don’t know about you, but I often don’t recall getting up in front of a group of people and telling a gorilla rape joke.

Note to John (or surrogates thereof):
If the media approaches you and asks if you have told an ape rape joke (that you haven’t told), the proper response should go something like this:
“That is the most offensive thing I have ever heard. I in no way ever said anything like that. That is a total and complete fabrication, and I demand a retraction and apology from whomever started such a rumor.”
Try to look sincere when you say it, possibly with emphatic pounding of your fist on a podium or other furniture close to hand (think Clinton with the “I did not have sex with that woman” visual).

“I don’t recall” doesn’t even rise to the level of plausible deniability.

Too bad it was before on-phone video.

]]> By: I.M.Small http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/comment-page-1/#comment-11604 I.M.Small Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:17:13 +0000 http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/#comment-11604 RIGHTFUL SUCCESSION Quoth John McCain unto a group Of his diehard supporters (You know they like to scoop the poop, Republican cavorters): "Why is young Chelsea, daughter of The Clintons, so gosh ugly?" He pauses, till suspense enough He breaks with his words smugly. "The punchline is, because her Dad Is really Janet Reno," Thus great guffaws by all were had, Republicans, whom we know As fond of crudity behind The scenes (if seldom public), To the discrepancy a blind Eye turning, there's the rubnik. In many ways is John McCain A dutiful "third termer," Sacred pretense corrupt profane In need of a de-wormer. RIGHTFUL SUCCESSION

Quoth John McCain unto a group
Of his diehard supporters
(You know they like to scoop the poop,
Republican cavorters):

“Why is young Chelsea, daughter of
The Clintons, so gosh ugly?”
He pauses, till suspense enough
He breaks with his words smugly.

“The punchline is, because her Dad
Is really Janet Reno,”
Thus great guffaws by all were had,
Republicans, whom we know

As fond of crudity behind
The scenes (if seldom public),
To the discrepancy a blind
Eye turning, there’s the rubnik.

In many ways is John McCain
A dutiful “third termer,”
Sacred pretense corrupt profane
In need of a de-wormer.

]]> By: arnold http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/comment-page-1/#comment-11515 arnold Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:52:06 +0000 http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/#comment-11515 Someone was saying on one of the news programs that McCain is possibly VERY angry after being beaten-up (and God knows what else) by the Vietnamese, and now he takes it out on women. The guy has a great sense of humor. ====================================== Arnold <a href="“www.crackcocaineaddictiontreatment.com”" rel="nofollow"> Crack Cocaine</a> Someone was saying on one of the news programs that McCain is possibly VERY angry after being beaten-up (and God knows what else) by the Vietnamese, and now he takes it out on women. The guy has a great sense of humor.
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]]> By: Victoria Placeo http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/comment-page-1/#comment-10784 Victoria Placeo Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:04:52 +0000 http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/#comment-10784 As a recent victim of proven sexual assault here is what I have to say: http://rape-and-sexual-assault.blogspot.com/ As a recent victim of proven sexual assault here is what I have to say:

http://rape-and-sexual-assault.blogspot.com/

]]> By: piehat http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/comment-page-1/#comment-10713 piehat Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:11:09 +0000 http://www.rumromanismrebellion.net/2008/07/15/the-comedy-stylings-of-shecky-mccain/#comment-10713 <i>And this is the guy who Clinton supporters will vote for instead of Obama?</i> Yeah, wait and see if that actually happens in November. I'm betting the numbers are miniscule. There's a lot of talk about it in the media, but I just don't see people actually planning to do this. And this is the guy who Clinton supporters will vote for instead of Obama?

Yeah, wait and see if that actually happens in November. I’m betting the numbers are miniscule. There’s a lot of talk about it in the media, but I just don’t see people actually planning to do this.

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