Friday, November 9th, 2007...7:05 am
No Thanks, I’d Rather Have an Enema
I recieved an invite to a fundraiser for Russell Pearce that will be held on the 17th. For $100 you can go to dinner, or, for $200 you can go to a special reception:
Private Photo Hors D’Oeuvres Reception with Sheriff Joe Arpaio, County Attorney Andrew Thomas and Bruce Jacobs of KFYI. This private reception includes a photo with Me, the Sheriff , Andrew Thomas and Bruce Jacobs. Imagine getting a photo with you, the greatest Sheriff in America , Andrew Thomas, Bruce Jacobs of KFYI, and myself to hang on your wall at home. What an opportunity. You really don’t want to miss this one.
Gosh. It’s too bad I’ll be out of the state.
NB - Bruce Jacobs, according to his KFYI page, refers to Senator John McCain as “Lettuce and McStain” and Governor Janet Napolitano as “Crappy Nappy.” Oh, and in a blow for “family values,” refers to the “pussification” of America. Right wing talk…keeping the dialogue elevated.
13 Comments
November 9th, 2007 at 7:36 am
Good lord, I would almost pay that for the photo! My friends would get the biggest kick out of seeing me sandwhiched between Sherrif Joe and Russell Pearce!!!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Can you get them to waterboard you at a discounted rate?
November 9th, 2007 at 8:47 am
I will admit that the “pussification of America” made me laugh. That’s rare. Almost all of the humor is on the left.
November 9th, 2007 at 10:00 am
There’s a lot to be said for enemas. In fact, I think Russell and Sheriff Joe would both be a lot more agreeable and less angry all the time if they’d go get themselves a good colonic every now and then. It’s really very good for the soul.
November 9th, 2007 at 10:18 am
The dinner’s $100, the special reception’s $200, and the enema’s $350. (Or it’s free, if you’re in Tent City)
November 9th, 2007 at 11:20 am
http://azreport.blogspot.com/2007/10/pretend-to-get-arrested-option-has-been.html
November 9th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Once again, truth trumps fiction.
November 9th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Who would pay to watch Pearce, Arpaio, and Thomas give each other enemas? That would be a real special reception.
November 10th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Jacobs puts the stew in stupid, he tells his listeners not to read the newspaper (”leave the rag on the rack”), not to read books (”that Goyette guy thinks he’s better than us, cause he’s read a book I didn’t read”), and to get all their information from right wing talk radio. You have to hear it to believe it (unless, of course, you are part of that librul elite that reads stuff like books and newspapers). Sadly stupid sells, his rating are quite good for early morning radio in the Phx area.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Making a move to the blogs of the dark side, allow me to comment….no fan of Mr. Pearce or our Sheriff, I’ll pass. My time in Republican politics has offered me several photo ops. The best are the ones that are free because you were actually somewhere, doing something, not PAYING for the recorded documentation of the day.
November 12th, 2007 at 6:26 am
Ann: Welcome. As you know I enjoy your insights.
PS - it’s only dark over here until you see the light of day.
PS - I agree with you re photo ops. I’m always amused by people who put these pictures in their office, thinking it will impress someone.
November 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
I think Russell Pearce is ghetto fabulous!
November 25th, 2007 at 6:35 am
Does anyone not see the parallel between the fanatical right-wing rhetoric and the 1930’s in Germany as Adolf Hitler used Jews as a scapegoat and rose to power, uniting all of the impotent and ignorant, dressing them in a uniform and declaring the Third Reich? These Republicans who scream “less government” are really looking for “their government” and that is very scary. Moderates and liberals need to unite and raise our voices or we won’t be able to in the future. These people (Arpaio, Thomas, Pearce) are out and out scary!