Sunday, November 5th, 2006...6:15 am
I Don’t Care What the Court Says, Roy Warden is Still Guilty of Being a Neanderthal
Some of you may have read last week that Roy Warden was aquitted on assault charges stemming from one of his many flag burning incidents. The obvious conclusion from last week’s news is that Pima County juries are incapable of convicting ex-Wildcat basketball players or xenophobic loudmouths.
Warden, emboldened by this, has sent a warning for Hispanic voters:
WARDEN TO ILLEGAL MEXICANS: YOU BETTER NOT VOTE THIS TUESDAY!
Tucson Arizona
November 04, 2006Warden, the Notorious Mexican Flag Burner, has warned local illegal aliens: Those who vote this Tuesday are subject to arrest.“We already have cameras in place near Hispanic polling places,” says Warden. “Patriotic Americans, who also happen to be Hispanic, have assisted us. [Raúl] Grijalva is going to get fewer votes than he expects.
Grijalva has proclaimed: ‘Today We March, Tomorrow We Vote.’ To which I now add: And the Next Day You Go to Jail!”
Warden estimates 15-20% of Hispanic votes are cast by illegal aliens. “With Ann Rodriquez’s [sic] help, Hispanic voter fraud has greatly increased in Pima County. And after the election we will subpoena election records and prove it.”
Warden claims to have face recognition software supplied by Homeland Security. “We’re going to take thousands of photos of people entering and exiting polling booths on Tuesday. If they’re illegal they can expect a visit from ‘La Migra.’”
Warden, acquitted on Wednesday on charges relating to burning the Mexican Flag in Armory Park on April 10, 2006, says he’s deadly serious. “We will not permit La Raza, Derechos Humanos, and you Aztlan freaks to steal America. And we’re not going to let our politicians sell it to you either!”
“America is the Stronghold, and Pima County is the frontier. Here in Pima County we Americans will make our stand!”
At least this time, he didn’t claim any sort of common ground with Emiliano Zapata.
I suppose I could give Warden a bit of credit here. A couple of weeks ago, Tan Nguyen, a Republican running against Loretta Sanchez, sent a letter to Hispanic voters alleging that if you are an immigrant it is illegal for you to vote.
Be advised that if your residence in the United States is illegal or if you are an immigrant, voting in a federal election is a crime that can result in incarceration, and possible deportation for voting without the right to do so. [emphasis mine]
He just said “immigrant,” not non-citizen. Interestingly, the “immigrant” category would include Nguyen himself.
At least Warden makes a distinction between legal and illegal immigrants. Of course, he goes on to allege that F. Ann Rodriguez, who near as I can tell has never been active in the immigrant rights movement or even in a politically meaningful Hispanic organization (and whose name Warden can’t spell), is behind the number of supposed illegal immigrants on the voter rolls. I guess that because she is Hispanic, Warden concludes that she must be helping illegal immigrants register to vote. Of course, this dosn’t make Warden racist, right?
I still don’t get why people on the right assume that there are all these illegal aliens who are anxious to put their names on government lists. I realize that many of my conservative readers won’t like being lumped in with Warden, but I still hear Republican activists and even elected officials still allege that the victories of Grijalva and Janet Napolitano were due to the votes of illegal aliens. This is just plain silly. Heck, we can’t get people born here to vote, but folks hiding from la migra are going to? Please.
I’m still curious how Warden can tell an illegal alien from any other Hispanic. And, what if the illegal alien isn’t Hispanic? Can Warden still tell? Maybe he can read invisible glyphs on people’s foreheads like in those Riverworld novels.
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November 5th, 2006 at 7:47 am
Hey, I remember really liking those Riverworld novels. Farmer, right?
After reading those I became very interested in Burton, and did a fair bit of reading about his life.
Revolution v. United today!
Oh, yeah, of course Warden is an ass.
November 5th, 2006 at 11:23 am
Rum, Romanism and Rebellion?
You left wingers are not for “Rebellion” of any sort. Wake up: You have now become “The Establishment.”
The Left Wing now controls the entire political/legal mechanism of Pima County, including City Council, Board of Supervisors, Mayor, Courts, Police Department, etc., against which I, Warden, the Notorious Mexican Flag Burner, am in open revolt.
Maybe you, as a lawyer, should do a little homework before shooting off your big, fat mouth about laws you don’t know and trials you never attend.
For example:
1. Even though it was a bitterly contested legal issue, I did not have the benefit of a jury. I was denied a jury so Hays, “The Hanging Judge,” could put me down. The fact he failed is due to extraordinary pre-trial activity, and 40 TPD officers who were under subpoena and prepared to testify I engaged in no criminal conduct whatsoever on April 10, 2006.
Go ahead and check the Municipal Court File CR 6027386.
2. You failed to report a central issue: The rank and file of the Tucson Police Department were sold out by Miranda and Barbara LaWall. Charges were never filed against the Pendejo Thugs who assaulted and injured TPD officers in Armory Park on April 10, 2006.
3. You failed to report that TPD Internal Affairs is now investigating the formation of a covert “political” unit, directed by Assistant Chief Kathleen Robinson, which instructs a group I identify as “Pendejo Thugs”, who committ acts of intimidation and assault against their political opponents. (me) This same tactic was employed in the sixties by a covert FBI unit called “COINTELPRO.”
Typical left wing hypocracy: In the sixties you bitterly opposed law enforcement when they engaged in “political activity.” Now that you control law enforcement you are disinterested in the issue.
How about you and I meeting someday on the “Public Square” to debate the serious issues that now face our community? Or are you afraid of Public Debate?
As I said before, with your “debonair” pose and that flower in your lapel, you look a little limp wristed.
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November 5th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
The good news is, thanks to evolution, neanderthals eventually die off, just like those ignorant race-baters of another era.
Glad to see my cousin Eugene is still holding court down south.
November 5th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Roy -
I think you are getting me confused with another blogger. I think you have me confused with Michael Bryan over at blog for Arizona…he’s an attorney and he’s got a picture of himself with a flower in his lapel.
I don’t know if Michael’s mouth is any fatter than mine though.
And by the way…I wasn’t arguing for or against anything in the sixties…I was born in January of 1970.
November 5th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
You’re right, I did get you confused. And I appologize for confusing you with a lawyer.
Even though I practice law in my own defense with a lot more vigor, and effect, than any lawyer would, I detest lawyers, and become angry when well wishers suggest I become one.
However; I still think you would be fascinated to read the Court File on my prosecution. And I would like to engage in actual public debate on the issue of illegal immigration.
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