Monday, October 16th, 2006...5:53 am
This Is Me Chanelling Conservative Bloggers
The liberals are on the run! They know that the vast majority of Arizonans, despite mounds of evidence to the contrary (all polls that show people don’t share my views are obviously deeply flawed), don’t agree with their radical leftist vision for Arizona!
The DCCC is spending not one dime on the races of Raúl Grijalva and Ed Pastor. That’s right. They know that these two will lose and lose HUGE. The voters, the true American voters, appreciate the work of Repulican leadership in congress, and know that if Denny Hastert only had two more votes in his conference, he would have this Mark Foley thing wrapped up and we’d win the war in Iraq in a month.
And look, is the DGA spending any money on Janet Napolitano’s race? No! And my sources in the Governor’s campaign (I’ve got so many, despite only talking to other Republican activists) tell me that they are already packing up for a sure Len Munsil victory. The voters, the true American voters, know that that veto pen is preventing popular leaders like Russell Pearce from running the state the way that he knows it needs to be run.
And look, no national money to help Victor Soltero or Steve Gallardo. Why? Because they are sure losers.
The leftist horror show that has been running our state for decades is going to end! We are going to party like it’s 1899!
6 Comments
October 16th, 2006 at 9:22 am
1899 or 1499?
October 16th, 2006 at 10:35 am
I was thinking more like 1214, pre-Magna Carta.
October 16th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Scarily funny! I’m thinking colonies… witch hunting… the dark ages upon us again, lit up only by our Blackberries!
October 16th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Well, doncha know? It’s only gerrymandering why there are any Democrats in the legislature at all! If they could draw a map that let them, for example, include Democratic precincts in Tucson with a slightly larger number of Republican precincts in Scottsdale, or include Democratic precincts on the Navajo reservation with Republican precincts in Mesa, why then they could elect a 100% GOP legislature that would send Gov. Munsil everything he asked for.
Just think– a border wall along the whole border, a Christian prayer in every classroom before the daily lecture on creationism, taught by all volunteer teachers. There would be no need to fund police, except border police, because it would be mandatory that everyone over the age of three had to carry a loaded weapon. Anyone guilty of any kind of sexual sin subject to public flogging, the death penalty for any other crime, and no tax at all (except to pay legislators). AZ the first state in the country to spend their block grants for welfare exclusively for corporate welfare, and no enforcement of any environmental or labor regulations. End public financing so that instead anyone who can raise enough money from the oil or the pharmaceutical companies can buy a seat in the legislature.
Heck, make the Libertarians to look like the big spending liberals that they are.
October 16th, 2006 at 6:50 pm
I was feeling queasy from my spinach pasta and that just made it worse Eli.
October 16th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Everyone needs a dose of comedy every once in a while.
thanks tedski
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